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Old!

February 25, 2006 Martin Wolfenden 0

Think I’m getting Old. It’s 11pm and I’m sitting at home mainly due to the fact I left the pub early because I was tired. […]

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Poetic Injustice

February 22, 2006 Martin Wolfenden 0

What if Samuel Taylor Coleridge lived now? WOBBLY EFFECT In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately shopping mall decree Where Ralph the security guard ran […]

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Boo!

February 22, 2006 Martin Wolfenden 0

Just read this in a leaflet that just plopped onto my desk. “Imagine stepping on a tack. Your whole body reacts because of something perceived […]

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Drugfuse

February 20, 2006 Martin Wolfenden 0

I was watching the BAFT Awards on Sunday night and suddenly realised that if you want to win a BAFTA or an Oscar all you […]

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Songy!

February 17, 2006 Martin Wolfenden 0

Earlier I was sitting and thinking about Morrissey before going a funny colour and beating the stuffing out of a nearby cushion. Then I decided […]

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Pumping!

February 13, 2006 Martin Wolfenden 0

Yesterday I pressed the wrong button on the internet radio and found myself listening to Radio 1. A trailer for a show was playing and […]

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Thunk!

February 7, 2006 Martin Wolfenden 0

I was thinking today about the past, then though “fuck that!” and had a spam toastie. Last night a little man sneeked into my room […]

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Womp!

February 6, 2006 Martin Wolfenden 0

Got back to the thrills and spills of work today. Had a chat with one of my colleagues about my ailment and discovered that I […]