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Hot Enough

July 24, 2014July 25, 2014 Martin Wolfenden 0 Comments

It’s summer in the United Kingdom and the sun is cracking ‘t flags. So what can you do to maximise

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I Know What You Did That Summer

July 15, 2014July 25, 2014 Martin Wolfenden 1 Comment

Last night I popped into my loft, which a feat worthy of a mention because until recently I have been

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Goodbye Rik

June 19, 2014July 25, 2014 Martin Wolfenden 1 Comment

At two o’clock this afternoon the friends and family of Rik Mayall laid him to rest. That was a shitty

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World Cupping

June 11, 2014July 25, 2014 Martin Wolfenden 0 Comments

I just want you to know that I am really looking forward to the World Cup. I love nothing more

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Lump

March 17, 2014April 14, 2014 Martin Wolfenden 0 Comments

You’ve got to accentuate the positive. Eliminate the negative And latch on to the affirmative Don’t mess with Mister In-Between.

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An Open Letter to Somebody

February 17, 2014March 16, 2014 Martin Wolfenden 0 Comments letter, somebody

Dear Somebody, That thing you did made us furious. You told us the thing was in our interest but it

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My Exercise Regime

January 27, 2014January 27, 2014 Martin Wolfenden 0 Comments exercise, regime

I begin my day by falling out of bed while squashing on my glutes with springs. Then I shower on

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Everyone’s a Critic

January 13, 2014February 10, 2014 Martin Wolfenden 0 Comments critic, everyone

If you are a regular user of that ultimate time waster called ‘social media’,  then you’ll know that everybody has

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  1. Ian Robert Stevenson on Don’t Tear It All Down, ManJune 25, 2020

    I agree with you, Martin. It's a matter of balance.

  2. VCR Bum Fan on I Know What You Did That SummerJuly 24, 2014

    YUO ARE A TRAITOR OF BUMS!!! YOU USE TO LIKE BUMS AND NOW YO US THEM IN A SIMILIE LIEK…

  3. iamamro on Goodbye RikJune 19, 2014

    That's a great article, Mr W, sir.

  4. Cantus on AngerJune 30, 2013

    1) Websites that send me instructions on how to reset my password. Don't do that, just tell me what it…

  5. Andy Wilson on FootballeryJanuary 29, 2013

    I find that shouting the words to the hokey-cokey, one line every couple of minutes, works a treat too.

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