I was watching the BAFT Awards on Sunday night and suddenly realised that if you want to win a BAFTA or an Oscar all you need is a good title. Here are a few shoe ins for a gaggle of awards.

1) Break
2) Hotel Croatia
3) The Piano Related Thing
4) Sadness and Screams
5) Hemingway
6) Life in Jumpglass
7) Holocaust
8. Il mio zio il solletico
9) Railroad to Nowhere
10) The Worthy American

Now go my pretties and make those films.


Martin Wolfenden

Back in the early days of this Century, I made some money by saying the odd funny thing in public. On one of these occasions a fellow funny talker told me that I should write a blog (because that was the sort of thing funny talking people did back then.) Now, I’m not the sort of person who does things the easy way, so I rejected all the ready made blogging platforms and started my own website. Since then it’s become a repository for whatever stuff is bubbling out of my brains and a directory of various podcasts and videos that I’ve made with my friends and is completely unnecessary.

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