They say that you can tell when a writer runs out of ideas when he starts doing lists. Well here’s another:

Ten plays that never opened:

1) Separate Toilets
2) Waiting for Garibaldi
3) Beautiful Sink
4) The Mouse Crap
5) Accountants
6) Wild Scrotes
7) Sick Up Your Beers
The Broom
9) No Man’s Flan
10) The Remembrance of Things Vast

OK it’s a bit Pinter heavy but he’s my favourite. I have written a play it’s just one long Pinteresque pause and is running in empty theatres all over the country.

Minge!

Hi, I’m Martin Wolfenden

Back in the early days of this Century, I made some money by saying the odd funny thing in public. On one of these occasions a fellow funny talker told me that I should write a blog (because that was the sort of thing funny talking people did back then.) Now, I’m not the sort of person who does things the easy way, so I rejected all the ready made blogging platforms and started my own website. Since then it’s become a repository for whatever stuff is bubbling out of my brains and a directory of various podcasts and videos that I’ve made with my friends and is completely unnecessary.

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