Empty Headed
They say that you can tell when a writer runs out of ideas when he starts doing lists. Well here’s another:
Ten plays that never opened:
1) Separate Toilets
2) Waiting for Garibaldi
3) Beautiful Sink
4) The Mouse Crap
5) Accountants
6) Wild Scrotes
7) Sick Up Your Beers
The Broom
9) No Man’s Flan
10) The Remembrance of Things Vast
OK it’s a bit Pinter heavy but he’s my favourite. I have written a play it’s just one long Pinteresque pause and is running in empty theatres all over the country.
Minge!
