Am very hung-over today

Last night I had a Fireworks party, during which my guests and me drank the world dry of booze. This led to us strapping DVDs to rockets and firing them off. The DVDs in question were the appalling remake of The Importance of Being Earnest which had a second to none cast but had all the jokes removed by writer/director Oliver Parks and Love Actually which needs no justification for its explosion.

It was jolly good fun; however the rockets became somewhat unstable causing Love Actually to explode on a neighbour’s roof, covering the house in sparks and schmaltz.

Well back to it I need to start on my book case. I’m going to strap my copy of ’A year In Provence’ to a Catherine Wheel.


Buy a heavy novelty hat that bends your neck into this attractive position

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