Am very hung-over today

Last night I had a Fireworks party, during which my guests and me drank the world dry of booze. This led to us strapping DVDs to rockets and firing them off. The DVDs in question were the appalling remake of The Importance of Being Earnest which had a second to none cast but had all the jokes removed by writer/director Oliver Parks and Love Actually which needs no justification for its explosion.

It was jolly good fun; however the rockets became somewhat unstable causing Love Actually to explode on a neighbour’s roof, covering the house in sparks and schmaltz.

Well back to it I need to start on my book case. I’m going to strap my copy of ’A year In Provence’ to a Catherine Wheel.


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Martin Wolfenden

Back in the early days of this Century, I made some money by saying the odd funny thing in public. On one of these occasions a fellow funny talker told me that I should write a blog (because that was the sort of thing funny talking people did back then.) Now, I’m not the sort of person who does things the easy way, so I rejected all the ready made blogging platforms and started my own website. Since then it’s become a repository for whatever stuff is bubbling out of my brains and a directory of various podcasts and videos that I’ve made with my friends and is completely unnecessary.

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