Another List – Victoriananana

The Victorians were a fascinating people and their capacity for creating new inventions seemed endless. Yesterday I took a trip to the patent office and had a look at what dead people made. These are what they maids:

• The horse whisk.
• Crab shorts.
• A pretty gun.
• The corpse trembler.
• Stovepipe clogs.
• A Gladstone stone.
• French wands.
• The carpet meter.
• Ghost powered time goggles.
• Maggot valves.
• The hideous cab.
• Spaghetti gloves.
• Pox brushes.
• Electric zap tubes.
• The safety bullet.
• A whambambulator.
• Beef tweed.

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