About

Until now, this website has been missing an ‘About Me’ section. This was not an oversight but a deliberate attempt to distance myself from my own arrogance and ego. Frankly it is an affront to the world that I have a website, so any further self promotion would tip even the most sturdy of human beings into a cycle of vomiting that could end their life.

Perhaps one day I’ll need a website to host my prison diaries. So here it stands, a folly built by a moment of ambition.