A Flash of Reality

Yay! A new blog all for me.

Well it’s sunday and earlier on, just after I got up in fact, I enacted the ritual that has been performed by me since the dawn of today. I curled up on the sofa with a huge pot of Earl Grey tea and a box of biccies waiting for Rumpole of the Bailey to come onto my television. As I sat there thinking myself the happiest man in the world I looked down, only to see a testicle peeking round the hem of my dressing gown. For some reason that spoiled the whole moment and I went to have a bath and get dressed, leaving my tea to go cold with a feeling that the whole world was futile. Strange things testicles the sight of them can make the happiest man feel miserable.

Ho hum! Perhaps they’ll invent an antidote one day.


Martin Wolfenden

Back in the early days of this Century, I made some money by saying the odd funny thing in public. On one of these occasions a fellow funny talker told me that I should write a blog (because that was the sort of thing funny talking people did back then.) Now, I’m not the sort of person who does things the easy way, so I rejected all the ready made blogging platforms and started my own website. Since then it’s become a repository for whatever stuff is bubbling out of my brains and a directory of various podcasts and videos that I’ve made with my friends and is completely unnecessary.

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