Pooping pants!

I’m scared today.

This morning I got up brushed my teeth, sat down with The Times and chilled out. While in the grip of chilling I decided to clear out some of the photos from my phone and found this one.

It was apparently taken while I slept last night. Eeeek!

How? The room was locked and nobody could get in! Perhaps I’m haunted. There’s only one thing for it I need to call in the Most Haunted team.

Well the willies are firmly up me.

Martin Wolfenden

Back in the early days of this Century, I made some money by saying the odd funny thing in public. On one of these occasions a fellow funny talker told me that I should write a blog (because that was the sort of thing funny talking people did back then.) Now, I’m not the sort of person who does things the easy way, so I rejected all the ready made blogging platforms and started my own website. Since then it’s become a repository for whatever stuff is bubbling out of my brains and a directory of various podcasts and videos that I’ve made with my friends and is completely unnecessary.

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