Teletastic!

Have decided to become a television producer. Here are just a few of my ideas that will be coming to your screen soon.

Title: Harsh Words from a Small Man
Premise: A dwarf swears criticisms at some men.

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Title: Celebrity Pharmacy
Premise: Eight celebrities run a Chemist shop for six weeks. Challenges include retrieving an aspirin from a pit of spiders and talking people into trying experimental drugs.

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Title: Teach My Kid a Lesson
Premise: Twenty five ASBO kids are driven over a cliff in a bus full of bombs, while Stuart Hall laughs.

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Title: Vile’s Disease
Premise: A sit-com in which Sam Vile inherits a pest control business. Hilarity ensues when Sam finds a mouse up Lady Crimpleton – Jones’s flu.

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Title: Celebrity Traffic Island
Premise: Ten celebrities try to resist the temptation of a Little Chef restaurant just feet from the traffic island where they will be sleeping for 2 years.

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Title: I’m Really Fat
Premise: Sharon Corpulent tells, through a vale of tears, how unhappy she is being fat. Then in part two she takes us through her favourite cake recipes.

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Title: Push Me
Premise: A history of the electric button.

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Title: How Smelly Are You
Premise: Two well dressed women mock a tramp.

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Title: Polihits
Premise: Andrew Neil hosts the late night discussion show where members of the public are able to put their fists to the faces of leading politicians.

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Title: Doctor Woo
Premise: ITV version of the BBC’s hit show. Doctor Woo shows Iris how to celebrate Chinese new year on ice.

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Title: Gladiators
Premise: Seven fitness obsessed bank workers fight to the death while Stuart Hall laughs.

Flut!