I would like to make an announcement.
After being in love for 34 years I have finally decided to ask the BBC to marry me. Beebykins doesn’t know yet but I’ve been building up to it for a while now. She’s never met or had any direct contact with me but I reckon she’ll say yes. I’ve booked a parking space and I’ll be proposing tonight at 10pm.
Here is a picture of what we would be like together. I’ve put my face on her existing boyfriend but he doesn’t love her like me.