Beeb

I would like to make an announcement.

After being in love for 34 years I have finally decided to ask the BBC to marry me. Beebykins doesn’t know yet but I’ve been building up to it for a while now. She’s never met or had any direct contact with me but I reckon she’ll say yes. I’ve booked a parking space and I’ll be proposing tonight at 10pm.

Here is a picture of what we would be like together. I’ve put my face on her existing boyfriend but he doesn’t love her like me.

Bibble!

About Martin Wolfenden 278 Articles
Back in the early days of this Century, I made some money by saying the odd funny thing in public. On one of these occasions a fellow funny talker told me that I should write a blog (because that was the sort of thing funny talking people did back then.) Now, I’m not the sort of person who does things the easy way, so I rejected all the ready made blogging platforms and started my own website. Since then it’s become a repository for whatever stuff is bubbling out of my brains and a directory of various podcasts and videos that I’ve made with my friends and is completely unnecessary.

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