Do That Thing

You know what? I really dislike people who compile lists of rules for Twitter, it really gets on my giddy goat and my goat is ridiculously giddy because it is a heroin addict, the stupid smacked up arsehole.

There is only one rule when using Twitter: DON’T BE A DICK.

I have stolen that rule from a brilliant blog Dan Tetsell once wrote about working as a comedy writer. You should read it.


Follow me @martinwolfenden, unless you hate me.

It’s that time of the month again where I plug the new Brainjam podcast and I hope you will enjoy it and keep coming back for more, like a smacked up goat.

Martin Wolfenden

Back in the early days of this Century, I made some money by saying the odd funny thing in public. On one of these occasions a fellow funny talker told me that I should write a blog (because that was the sort of thing funny talking people did back then.) Now, I’m not the sort of person who does things the easy way, so I rejected all the ready made blogging platforms and started my own website. Since then it’s become a repository for whatever stuff is bubbling out of my brains and a directory of various podcasts and videos that I’ve made with my friends and is completely unnecessary.

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