The Restaurant

After being thrown out of the pub again. Dab and Tench try out Gordon Ramsay’s new alfresco rooftop restaurant. Will our heroes ever catch the waiter’s eye? Will Dab ever get his drink? What was that strawberry thing? The answers lie within.

Martin Wolfenden

Back in the early days of this Century, I made some money by saying the odd funny thing in public. On one of these occasions a fellow funny talker told me that I should write a blog (because that was the sort of thing funny talking people did back then.) Now, I’m not the sort of person who does things the easy way, so I rejected all the ready made blogging platforms and started my own website. Since then it’s become a repository for whatever stuff is bubbling out of my brains and a directory of various podcasts and videos that I’ve made with my friends and is completely unnecessary.