Boyle Oh Boyle

So the backlash has begun and Susan Boyle once the nation’s darling has found herself the nation’s new Alistair Darling. 

She sang like an angel at the auditions and like a broken dishwasher during the live studio show. Then I suppose it’s understandable. There’s a world of difference between turning up to a theatre to do an audition with nothing to loose but your dignity and having to stand in front of a studio audience, cameras and other gubbins which make up a television studio with the expectations of the world on your shoulders. Nerves got to her and that’s the end of it.  Let’s face it if she was able to be consistent then she would have had a career many years ago and it’s not the first time she’s done television; she appeared once before on a local television show. She sang very well, so why didn’t she get any offers from that gig?  

What I say next is pure speculation but I reckon that she got loads of offers but crumbled like a week old turd when she was put under pressure. That’s a tabloid fact ladies and gentlemen. 

Oh the fickle finger of fame. 

Random veg and meat for tea…yes these entries are getting shorter, I’m very busy and important.

Martin Wolfenden

Back in the early days of this Century, I made some money by saying the odd funny thing in public. On one of these occasions a fellow funny talker told me that I should write a blog (because that was the sort of thing funny talking people did back then.) Now, I’m not the sort of person who does things the easy way, so I rejected all the ready made blogging platforms and started my own website. Since then it’s become a repository for whatever stuff is bubbling out of my brains and a directory of various podcasts and videos that I’ve made with my friends and is completely unnecessary.

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