I eat Monkeys
Monkeys Monkeys Monkeys
I eat Monkeys all day long.
I eat them for my breakfast
I have one for my lunch
And if I’m feeling peckish
I nibble one for brunch.
There’s really nothing like them
In a restaurant in Stains
And just like in that film
I like chilled monkey brains. Cos!
I eat monkeys
Monkeys monkeys monkeys
I eat monkeys all day long.
You can keep your Gibbons and Shrews
And Occelots in stews.
There’s nothing to make me happier.
Than a Monkey’s paw in batter.Yes!
I eat Monkeys
Monkeys Monkeys Monkeys
I eat monkeys all day long.
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Back in the early days of this Century, I made some money by saying the odd funny thing in public. On one of these occasions a fellow funny talker told me that I should write a blog (because that was the sort of thing funny talking people did back then.)
Now, I’m not the sort of person who does things the easy way, so I rejected all the ready made blogging platforms and started my own website. Since then it’s become a repository for whatever stuff is bubbling out of my brains and a directory of various podcasts and videos that I’ve made with my friends and is completely unnecessary.
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