Holy Monkfish!

Was perusing the internet and happened upon some poetry by this chap called Tyler Jones.

You scare me
When you do what you like
When you do what I hate
Lighting up
I don’t understand
Why you want to be somebody else
You’re not you
Not the you I love
When you’re high
When you’re high
You scare me.

Don’t know about you but I’m cacking myself.

Here’s another novelty and just the thing for a kid’s birthday. Yes it’s a site selling home taxidermy kits I especially like the bucks arse.

Martin Wolfenden

Back in the early days of this Century, I made some money by saying the odd funny thing in public. On one of these occasions a fellow funny talker told me that I should write a blog (because that was the sort of thing funny talking people did back then.) Now, I’m not the sort of person who does things the easy way, so I rejected all the ready made blogging platforms and started my own website. Since then it’s become a repository for whatever stuff is bubbling out of my brains and a directory of various podcasts and videos that I’ve made with my friends and is completely unnecessary.

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