Bloggery

Holy Monkfish!

Was perusing the internet and happened upon some poetry by this chap called Tyler Jones.

You scare me
When you do what you like
When you do what I hate
Lighting up
I don’t understand
Why you want to be somebody else
You’re not you
Not the you I love
When you’re high
When you’re high
You scare me.

Don’t know about you but I’m cacking myself.

Here’s another novelty and just the thing for a kid’s birthday. Yes it’s a site selling home taxidermy kits I especially like the bucks arse.

Martin Wolfenden

Back in the early days of this Century, I made some money by saying the odd funny thing in public. On one of these occasions a fellow funny talker told me that I should write a blog (because that was the sort of thing funny talking people did back then.) Now, I’m not the sort of person who does things the easy way, so I rejected all the ready made blogging platforms and started my own website. Since then it’s become a repository for whatever stuff is bubbling out of my brains and a directory of various podcasts and videos that I’ve made with my friends and is completely unnecessary.

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