Womp!

Got back to the thrills and spills of work today.

Had a chat with one of my colleagues about my ailment and discovered that I was actually dead. We held a small funeral next to an open dustbin where everything I had ever written was lowered slowly and then burned before the ashes were embedded in concrete and sunk in the North Sea. Everyones a critic!

Saw the strangest headline today ‘TWO DIE IN CARTOON PROTEST.’

Well Hanna and Barbera should keep a better watch on Scooby Doo, frankly allowing him to start that ‘Free the Scooby Snacks’ campaign was just silly.

Frot!