Got back to the thrills and spills of work today.

Had a chat with one of my colleagues about my ailment and discovered that I was actually dead. We held a small funeral next to an open dustbin where everything I had ever written was lowered slowly and then burned before the ashes were embedded in concrete and sunk in the North Sea. Everyones a critic!

Saw the strangest headline today ‘TWO DIE IN CARTOON PROTEST.’

Well Hanna and Barbera should keep a better watch on Scooby Doo, frankly allowing him to start that ‘Free the Scooby Snacks’ campaign was just silly.


About Martin Wolfenden 278 Articles
Back in the early days of this Century, I made some money by saying the odd funny thing in public. On one of these occasions a fellow funny talker told me that I should write a blog (because that was the sort of thing funny talking people did back then.) Now, I’m not the sort of person who does things the easy way, so I rejected all the ready made blogging platforms and started my own website. Since then it’s become a repository for whatever stuff is bubbling out of my brains and a directory of various podcasts and videos that I’ve made with my friends and is completely unnecessary.

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