Got back to the thrills and spills of work today.

Had a chat with one of my colleagues about my ailment and discovered that I was actually dead. We held a small funeral next to an open dustbin where everything I had ever written was lowered slowly and then burned before the ashes were embedded in concrete and sunk in the North Sea. Everyones a critic!

Saw the strangest headline today ‘TWO DIE IN CARTOON PROTEST.’

Well Hanna and Barbera should keep a better watch on Scooby Doo, frankly allowing him to start that ‘Free the Scooby Snacks’ campaign was just silly.


Martin Wolfenden

Back in the early days of this Century, I made some money by saying the odd funny thing in public. On one of these occasions a fellow funny talker told me that I should write a blog (because that was the sort of thing funny talking people did back then.) Now, I’m not the sort of person who does things the easy way, so I rejected all the ready made blogging platforms and started my own website. Since then it’s become a repository for whatever stuff is bubbling out of my brains and a directory of various podcasts and videos that I’ve made with my friends and is completely unnecessary.

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