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Archive Box – Tunes

Martin Wolfenden

Continuing my rummage through the archive box. I found a number of discs containing tunes wot I done made for different comedic purposes.  They are a mixed bag, ranging from terrible to just awful.

 

To be honest I’m not sure what I was doing here.

I Eat Monkeys

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This next song made people think that I could play the guitar. Sadly it is made up of a series of guitar loops downloaded from freesound.org. I did try to learn it on the guitars so that I could do it live but my fingers hurt and the pubs opened.

Drink Tea

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Well this is a particularly embarrassing one.  I could only find an extremely compressed version of it that used to be on the internet.

Dirty Men

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That’s yer lot. Tomorrow, random pieces of writing.

Martin Wolfenden

Back in the early days of this Century, I made some money by saying the odd funny thing in public. On one of these occasions a fellow funny talker told me that I should write a blog (because that was the sort of thing funny talking people did back then.) Now, I’m not the sort of person who does things the easy way, so I rejected all the ready made blogging platforms and started my own website. Since then it’s become a repository for whatever stuff is bubbling out of my brains and a directory of various podcasts and videos that I’ve made with my friends and is completely unnecessary.

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