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Month: January 2006

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BSL Blunder

January 30, 2006 Martin Wolfenden 0 Comments blunder

Well it’s been another odd day! This afternoon I was sitting at my desk minding my own business, when one

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What Ho Bumface!

January 29, 2006 Martin Wolfenden 0 Comments bumface

Here I am again. Have spent three or more days with serious writers block even to the point that approaching

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No Luck!

January 24, 2006 Martin Wolfenden 0 Comments

What a difference a day makes. Tonight I missed my bus and had to walk home, no childhood hero Emailed

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Lucky lucky lucky!

January 24, 2006 Martin Wolfenden 0 Comments lucky

Hurray! Today ended really nicely. I got a free bus ride home because the drivers ticket machine broke down. Then

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Spam!

January 22, 2006 Martin Wolfenden 0 Comments

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in posession of an email address must be in want of

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Hairless!

January 17, 2006 Martin Wolfenden 0 Comments hairless

Well my cunning plan has worked. after a few weeks of gradually making my hair shorter and shorter I removed

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Pooping pants!

January 14, 2006 Martin Wolfenden 0 Comments pants, pooping

I’m scared today. This morning I got up brushed my teeth, sat down with The Times and chilled out. While

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Owie!

January 11, 2006 Martin Wolfenden 0 Comments

My feet hurt! Have been breaking in a new pair of shoes which seem intent on rubbing all the skin

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Trousers!

January 6, 2006 Martin Wolfenden 0 Comments trousers

Am sooo lethargic today. Here’s an funny site Click Ere! Can’t summon the energy to hit the enter button, Tease

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  1. Ian Robert Stevenson on Don’t Tear It All Down, ManJune 25, 2020

    I agree with you, Martin. It's a matter of balance.

  2. VCR Bum Fan on I Know What You Did That SummerJuly 24, 2014

    YUO ARE A TRAITOR OF BUMS!!! YOU USE TO LIKE BUMS AND NOW YO US THEM IN A SIMILIE LIEK…

  3. iamamro on Goodbye RikJune 19, 2014

    That's a great article, Mr W, sir.

  4. Cantus on AngerJune 30, 2013

    1) Websites that send me instructions on how to reset my password. Don't do that, just tell me what it…

  5. Andy Wilson on FootballeryJanuary 29, 2013

    I find that shouting the words to the hokey-cokey, one line every couple of minutes, works a treat too.

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