Back in Sack

Yo yo yo!

The terrible blog is back and I must apologise for this before I even begin. In fact, I am not too sure why I even write a blog as nothing ever happens to me and if it does, I tend to talk about it on the podcasts. So really, there is no point in my writing this at all. I may as well just spend my evening wanking and laughing; although I was thrown out of the swimming pool the last time I did that.  Hahahahaha! You see! I am a comedy genius.

Then again, should I have split that last paragraph into two or left it as a rambly mess with all those wiggly lines underneath; I just do not know. If I was a proper writer, I would knowledge these things with my brain but I don’t. Can I end a sentence with a contraction?

So what have I been doing since last I word raped you?

Here is a list of things I have done:

• Bought an iPhone
• Went vegetarian for a bit.
• Caught a cold.
• Wanked.
• Helped some ducks.
• Lost £20.
• Lost 4 Lbs.
• Saved the lives of several insects.
• Accidentally killed a bee.
• Wanked
• Had a birthday.
• Recorded some podcasts.
• Wrote a script.
• Became nostalgic for the 80s.
• Became nostalgic for the 90s.
• Wanked
• Got drunk at home.
• Got drunk in Manchester.
• Got drunk in Leeds
• Got drunk in Halifax
• Got drunk in Bradford.
• Got drunk in some other places that I can’t remember.
• Shouted in a Chinese Karaoke bar.
• Lost a shoe.
• Wanked

Good bye.