Holy Monkfish!
Was perusing the internet and happened upon some poetry by this chap called Tyler Jones.
You scare me
When you do what you like
When you do what I hate
Lighting up
I don’t understand
Why you want to be somebody else
You’re not you
Not the you I love
When you’re high
When you’re high
You scare me.
Don’t know about you but I’m cacking myself.
Here’s another novelty and just the thing for a kid’s birthday. Yes it’s a site selling home taxidermy kits I especially like the bucks arse.